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COME AND TAKE IT Toilet Paper Earrings 🧻

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$16.99 $14.99

You can take my toilet paper when you ply it from my cold, dead hands.” – Somebody Recently, I’m sure.

While the novel coronavirus is no laughing matter, everybody deals with stress differently. Let everybody know that you are not one to be f***** with as you barge your way through the grocery store to get the last pack of the butt stuff everybody takes for granted but nobody obviously wants to do without. Are Toilet Paper Earrings are sure to be a conversation starter.

Maple Wood Stain

Hypoallergenic Ear Wires.

1.5″ long


What makes our “COME AND TAKE IT” Toilet Paper earrings different?

Toilet Paper Earrings by WHITL. Listen, everyone is stressed. Nobody knows what is going to happen next. The way we deal with stress is humor. Are we upset that we couldn’t get our normal toilet paper purchase? Yeah, very. Did we make these to poke fun at the people who chose to hoard something that everyone needs? You can be the judge of that. Either way, look out! Because next time we’re in the grocery line and see you hoarding, and you know who you are, we’re not playing nice.

Seriously though, you only need to be buying 2 to 4 weeks of food and no more TP than you can use in six months. (That’s about one mega pack.)

How to style our earrings

Make sure you wear these to the grocery store and let everyone know you are not trifling. Wear them with whatever. Who cares? Right? For the foreseeable future we’re all rocking jeans, t-shirts, and on the multiple days inside we will be having, sweatpants. But seriously, they’re cute and made out of wood. They’re neutral so you can wear them with almost anything. So… do that.

If you want to post some pics of you wearing them in your best sweatpants, please tag us on Instagram so we can share your style with the world. We would love to see our jewelry on you!

You might also want to check out our coronavirus earrings or COVID-19 earrings.

The Downlow:

Each pair of our “COME AND TAKE IT” toilet paper earrings use bright, silver-colored fishhook findings to add a pop of color to these very funny earrings. All of our findings are nickel-free and hypoallergenic.

  • Lightweight – Our materials are designed to reduce strain on your ear.

  • Maple Wood Earrings. – Exquisite finishes make for a very high-end look.

  • Handmade in Texas. – We partner with our local state school to make our earrings by hand right here in the USA.

  • 2 inches tall

  • Life Proof – We make our earrings to last!

2 reviews for COME AND TAKE IT Toilet Paper Earrings 🧻

  1. Chesn

    I’m rocking this pair on Twitch. It’s been fun when people realize what they are.

  2. Chesna

    These make me smile every time I wear them!

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Life Proof

Your kid got lunch on your new earrings! Don’t worry, wipe them off with a damp cloth and you are good to go!  So you don’t have to throw them out when life happens.

Partnering with Local Artists

WHITL woodworking partners with local artists for some of their designs and other, smaller, bespoke jewelry makers to create a sense of artistic community. Art has value in our lives and we should do what we can to encourage, support, and celebrate it.

Lightweight Earrings Durable Material

We took months to source the perfect materials partner because we wanted something special for our customers. Our wood is engineered to be as light as possible without sacrificing what makes wood jewelry so unique. We source our wood from eco-friendly manufacturers right here in the USA.

Values-Based Small Business

We believe in businesses that work for a better world. That is why every pair is Handmade in Texas. We make every pair from high-quality, lightweight, wood so you can look fashionable all day without all that weight on your ear. WHITL partners with our local state school to provide work for people living with intellectual disabilities. We also partner with our local Women’s Job Corps and donate our returns and overstock so they can wear them to the interviews that the organization helps them set up. We even intentionally directly recycle cardboard for our earring cards. Our earring cards are made from cardboard we recycle from our local big box stores.

Small Business Belivers

We also choose to partner with small, independent boutiques. Because we believe in small business. We are one! That is why we work tirelessly to spotlight new and interesting boutique stores that we partner with and elevate the stories of the towns that benefit from having them. We believe that every small town business has a unique and interesting story and that is why we are proud to partner with small retailers around Texas.

You will LOVE these handmade earrings. Not just for their beauty but for the values of the business that made them.


Returns that Give Back

With our Love It or It's FREE Guarantee you can order our wood jewelry, try & return them if you don't fall in love.  No Hassle. Period.

We repair and donate the returned jewelry to the Women's Job Corps that helps homeless women find and interview for jobs. Because we believe we should give back to our community in any way we can!