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Small Coronavirus Earring 🦠

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How could something so small be so disruptive? Gaaaaah! We hate the little guy. Buuut we are also a small business and our stores have shut down so… capitalism.🤷 Bring in the end of the world with style.

Made of wood.


1.5″ long


What makes our Small Coronavirus wooden earrings different?

Listen, everyone is stressed. Nobody knows what is going to happen next. The way we deal with stress is humor. Do we hate the fact that we can’t go see the new James Bond movie? Sure. Do we blame this little M***** F***** $#@%@#^^&%^&#%$^&^%@%$$ AAAAGGGHHH! Sorry. The point is, you have to find your bliss somewhere. Ours is in being creative and making adorable wood jewelry in the image of something stupid, dumb, stupid face. Our Small Coronavirus Earrings are cute and remind you of something you hate.

Seriously though, WASH YOUR HANDS!

How to style our Small Coronavirus Earrings

Wear these while you are at home because, where the heck else are you going to be? Everyone will know to keep a really good distance from you while you’re sporting an infectious disease on your ear lobes. Awwwww (✿◠‿◠) stay away! Like these adorable little Small Coronavirus earrings.

If you want to post some pics of you wearing them in your best sweatpants, please tag us on Instagram so we can share your style with the world. We would love to see our jewelry on you!

The Downlow:

Each pair of our Small Coronavirus earrings use bright, silver-colored fishhook findings to add a pop of color to these very funny earrings. All of our findings are nickel-free and hypoallergenic.

  • Lightweight – Our materials are designed to reduce strain on your ear.

  • Maple Wood Earrings. – Exquisite finishes make for a very high-end look.

  • Handmade in Texas. – We partner with our local state school to make our earrings by hand right here in the USA.

  • 1.8 inches tall

  • Life Proof – We make our earrings to last!

  • Nickel-free

Lightweight Small Coronavirus Earrings

We took months to source the perfect materials partner because we wanted something special for our customers. Our wood is engineered to be as light as possible without sacrificing what makes wood jewelry so unique. We source our wood from eco-friendly manufacturers right here in the USA.

Life Proof

Your kid got lunch on your new earrings! Don’t worry, wipe them off with a damp cloth and you are good to go!  So you don’t have to throw them out when life happens.

Partnering with local artists

WHITL Woodworking partners with local artists for some of their designs and other, smaller, bespoke jewelry makers to create a sense of artistic community. Art has value in our lives and we should do what we can to encourage, support, and celebrate it.

Standing by our values

We believe in businesses that works for a better world. That is why every pair is Handmade in Texas. We make every pair from high-quality, lightweight, wood so you can look fashionable all day without all that weight on your ear. WHITL partners with our local state school to provide work for people living with intellectual disabilities. We also partner with our local Women’s Job Corps and donate our returns and overstock so they can wear them to the interviews that the organization helps them set up. We even intentionally directly recycle cardboard for our earring cards. Our earring cards are made from cardboard we recycle from our local big box stores.

We also choose to partner with small, independent boutiques. Because we believe in small business. We are one! That is why we work tirelessly to spotlight new and interesting boutique stores that we partner with and elevate the stories of the towns that benefit from having them. We believe that every small town business has a unique and interesting story and that is why we are proud to partner with small retailers around Texas.

You will LOVE these handmade earrings. Not just for their beauty but for the values of the business that made them.

Love it or it is free

WHITL is proud to stand by what we create so much that we have a ‘love it or it is free guarantee’. Meaning, if you don’t love your wood earrings for any reason, just return them to us and we will refund you your entire purchase price. We will clean them up and find them a new home with the Women’s Job Corps.

2 reviews for Small Coronavirus Earring 🦠

  1. Chesna (verified owner)

    I’ve been wearing these while I do various Zooming and Streaming, they are a hit!

  2. Chesna (verified owner)

    These look great on video chat!

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